So, I have been married now for almost a whole year and feel suitably qualified now to inflict my opinion upon you, masquerading as advice for the casually interested.
This will be an occasional series, delivered when inspiration strikes me. As opposed to when Mrs Adventures strikes me. Then I'll mainly shut up.
So, on to today's gem.
Whilst laying in bed, your beautiful wife may tell you that she's going to "look carefully at you while you're asleep."
DO NOT PANIC
She is just going to buy you something nice for Christmas and needs to estimate your size.
If I haven't posted in the next week or so, please alert the authorities.