Today my business partner has been wandering round the office wearing waterproof overtrousers.
I asked him at lunchtime why he would do that, given that he'd spent the whole day inside (apart from a wander out to empty his bin, although even that was under cover).
He told me that it's cold at 7am and gave me a look that conveyed, with succinctness and sincerity, that this was perfectly acceptable behaviour and no further questions should be asked.
The overtrousers are still in place.
I worry that one day this will all seem normal.
NDC
I reckon he's covering up an earlier mishap... see if he wears them tomorrow.
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Maybe secretly he's doing the sauna sweat trying to lose his pre-holiday weight and get bikini-ready?
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a man who wears nylon waterproof overtrousers? Russell.
ReplyDeleteIs it in case you spring a leak?
ReplyDeleteSB - Oh, that's an image I don't want in my head, although I like it as a euphemism - "Scary? I should say so. I mishapped myself."
ReplyDeleteALW - Again, with the horrible mental images. I may have to pour bleach in my ears to try and get them out of my mind now.
CQ - That genuinely made me chuckle. And yes, he did.
NB - I do have a theory on the subject, but you probably have enough mental anguish to deal with after the comments of SB & ALW........
Quite normal for Leicester, I should have thought
ReplyDeleteI'll be honest and say that I have seen stranger things in Leicester over the years.
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