I probably get around 5 of these calls per week, usually telling me that for a very reasonable (undisclosed) sum, the caller will:
- Get me onto the front page of google*
- Put me in a catalogue to be sent out to 3 kerzillion companies who will all be forming a queue to buy my goods*
- Introduce me to lots of gullible people who want to buy my company for several times its true worth*
Which is fine. I am quite adept at dealing with these calls in a brief but courteous manner. Today's call however, took me by surprise.
Once we had cut through the doublespeak, half truths and weasel words that characterise these conversations, it transpired that the caller was wanting to sell me a Facebook group.
Yes, the face you're pulling now is probably very similar to the one I pulled. I laughed quite a lot for quite a while.
The girl making the call took umbridge at this and castigated me. "There's no need to be rude." she said in hurt tones.
I just wish I could have stopped laughing for long enough to get the price.