I have received two text messages from two different numbers today, both reminding me that I still haven't claimed compensation for my (unspecified) accident.
The text messages said that I may be entitled to up to £3650.
All I needed to do to find out more was reply 'CLAIM'
Apparently it was free to apply.
I should point out that I have neither had an accident, nor have I made any approaches to anyone regarding compensation, but they knew their prey so well. It was too much to resist.
I responded immediately;
'GET IT UP YOU, YOU BLOOD-SUCKING BASTARDS'.
NDC
Your mother must be so proud
ReplyDeleteI get those messages sporadically too. It had never occurred to me to respond until now. I shall think of something on a similar theme....
ReplyDeleteAG - I don't think it was mum, her number would have been recognised.
ReplyDeleteCQ - I suspect that the computer that churns these things out would have learnt its lesson from my angry response. I don't think there'll be anymore ambulance-chasing text messages from now on....right?