Thursday, 19 January 2012

Oooooh, Matron.

Last night, I was in the Trade Counter locking up at the end of the day. Super's phone buzzed, discreetly announcing the arrival of a text.

She picked it up. She read the text. She scowled.

I asked what was up.

Super has quite a few gay friends, including her best friend. The text was from him.

He wanted to know how you can find out the size of someone's ring without them knowing. Super asked if I might know.

After I stopped laughing I told her that if a gay man didn't know then it probably wasn't possible.

She gave me a withering look and explained that they were thinking of getting married. I think it's nice that they're saving themselves.



  1. Is it bad that I laughed too? I am actually still laughing now

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  3. Me too! (laughing, not ring-sizing...)

  4. AG & CQ - I'd have expected better from the pair of you :)