Monday, 20 August 2012

A Cry For Help

This, ladies and gentlemen, may well qualify for the most middle class injury you will see this year.

It was incurred as I tried to push a bottle of champagne into an overstocked freezer in order to chill it quickly, so that the FMA and I could take it with us on our weekend getaway. I caught my wrist on some surpisingly sharp ice.


Don't worry though, it wasn't a Smeg freezer. We're not that posh.



  1. Ouch, ouch, ouch. Only goes to prove how the love of alcohol is just plain dangerous....

  2. I have a Smeg fridge freezer.... and I'm really not posh. It's filled with fish fingers.

  3. NB - it wasn't the alcohol that was the problem, it was the bloody freezer!

    SB - I have a great story about a chav, a frenchman and Bird's Eye fish fingers that I think you would find entertaining.