This, ladies and gentlemen, may well qualify for the most middle class injury you will see this year.
It was incurred as I tried to push a bottle of champagne into an overstocked freezer in order to chill it quickly, so that the FMA and I could take it with us on our weekend getaway. I caught my wrist on some surpisingly sharp ice.
Don't worry though, it wasn't a Smeg freezer. We're not that posh.