Super, my favourite (and once again only) employee doesn't have kids. She isn't keen on them. She says they take up too much time, expense and emotional input. To be absolutely honest, that's my editorial interpretation of her views on children. The verbatim version has too many swearwords even for the interwebz.
Instead she has a dog. This, I am told on a regular basis, is in no way a child substitute.
Why yes, they are indeed pink socks. With little hearts on them.